Our archive of fun "Twisted Shopping Quotes" that have been previously posted. If you have a suggestion for a Twisted Shopping Quote*, send them to us at info@AntiquesAtPikePlace.com and maybe it will get posted and added to our archives. *Twisted shopping quotes are fabricated quotes derived from recognizable phrases and quotes. Attributed names are not intended to be real individuals, and any resemblance to non-public figures or private individuals is purely coincidental. Submitted Twisted Shopping Quotes become the property of Antiques at Pike Place for use in advertising and promotion of the store. | Twisted Shopping Quotes Archive ---------- "Any man who can safely listen to a football game while shopping in our store, isn't giving the shopping the attention it deserves!" - Alberta Einstein ---------- "Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better shopper!" - I. Been Franklin ---------- "Never put off 'till tomorrow, what you can buy today!" - Tomie Jefferson ---------- "Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship, and shopping the ultimate reward." - Buyddha Stuff ---------- "I shall return!" - Doc. Lace MacArthur - upon leaving Antiques at Pike Place ---------- "If you don't have anything nice to say, then go shopping... something nice will come to you!" - Goodie Tooshoos ---------- "Economic depression cannot be cured by legislative action or executive pronouncement. Economic wounds must be healed by the action of the cells of the economic body - and our shoppers are the greatest economic bodies we know!" - Hobart Hoover ---------- "There is no remedy for shopping but to shop more!" ---------- "All the world's a store, and all the men and women are merely shoppers!" ---------- "Dignity consists not in possessing items, but in the consciousness that we got a screaming deal when we bought it!" - Arie Stotle ---------- "Actions speak louder than words, and the purchase of a really neat find speaks the loudest!" - Marge Twain ---------- "A bird in the hand is worth two on the shelf!" - Old English Shopping Idiom ---------- "A penny saved is a bad day shopping!" - Bennie Franklin ---------- "All shopper actions have one or more of these eight causes; chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, desire... and it just screamed 'buy me'!" - Arie Stottle ---------- "When you come to a fork in the store, buy it!" - Yugo Berra ---------- "Shopping is 90% mental; the other half is financial!" - Yugo Berra ---------- "To shop is human; to buy is divine!" - Old Shopping Proverb ---------- "You have to strike while the credit card is hot!" - Unknown 16th Century Shopping Prophet ---------- "A shopper and her money are soon parted!" - Bennie Franklin ---------- "Do not dwell in the past; do not dream of the future; concentrate the mind on the present shop." - Sidney Hartha ---------- "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty, a shopper avoids difficulty altogether and goes straight for the values at Antiques at Pike Place!" - Winnie Churchill ---------- "A journey of a thousand shops begins with but a single purchase!" ---------- "And so, my fellow shoppermen, ask not what your lady can buy for you; ask what you can buy for your lady!" - John F. Kanibuy ---------- "It's better to have purchased and lost, than never to have purchased at all!" - Lord Pennyson ---------- "Between two evils, I buy the one I don't already own!" - May Westie ---------- ""Turn on, tune in, shop out!" - Tobevery Leary ---------- "I shop, therefore I am!" - Phillup DeCart ---------- "Veni, vidi, Visa" - Julie Caesar ---------- |