Our archive of fun "Twisted Shopping Quotes" that have been previously posted.

If you have a suggestion for a Twisted Shopping Quote*, send them to us at info@AntiquesAtPikePlace.com and maybe it will get posted and added to our archives.

*Twisted shopping quotes are fabricated quotes derived from recognizable phrases and quotes. Attributed names are not intended to be real individuals, and any resemblance to non-public figures or private individuals is purely coincidental. Submitted Twisted Shopping Quotes become the property of Antiques at Pike Place for use in advertising and promotion of the store.

Twisted Shopping Quotes Archive
ã 2009, All Rights Reserved

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"Any man who can safely listen to a football game while shopping in our store, isn't giving the shopping the attention it deserves!"

- Alberta Einstein

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"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better shopper!"

 - I. Been Franklin

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"Never put off 'till tomorrow, what you can buy today!"

- Tomie Jefferson

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"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship, and shopping the ultimate reward."

- Buyddha Stuff

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"I shall return!"

- Doc. Lace MacArthur - upon leaving Antiques at Pike Place 

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"If you don't have anything nice to say, then go shopping... something nice will come to you!"

- Goodie Tooshoos

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"Economic depression cannot be cured by legislative action or executive pronouncement. Economic wounds must be healed by the action of the cells of the economic body - and our shoppers are the greatest economic bodies we know!"

- Hobart Hoover

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"There is no remedy for shopping but to shop more!"
 
- Henrietta Thorough

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"All the world's a store, and all the men and women are merely shoppers!"

- William Shakesbuyer

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"Dignity consists not in possessing items, but in the consciousness that we got a screaming deal when we bought it!"

- Arie Stotle

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"Actions speak louder than words, and the purchase of a really neat find speaks the loudest!"

- Marge Twain

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"A bird in the hand is worth two on the shelf!"

- Old English Shopping Idiom

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 "A penny saved is a bad day shopping!"

- Bennie Franklin

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"All shopper actions have one or more of these eight causes; chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, desire... and it just screamed 'buy me'!"

- Arie Stottle

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"When you come to a fork in the store, buy it!"

- Yugo Berra

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"Shopping is 90% mental; the other half is financial!"

- Yugo Berra

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"To shop is human; to buy is divine!"

- Old Shopping Proverb

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"You have to strike while the credit card is hot!"

- Unknown 16th Century Shopping Prophet

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"A shopper and her money are soon parted!"

- Bennie Franklin

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"Do not dwell in the past; do not dream of the future; concentrate the mind on the present shop."

- Sidney Hartha

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"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty, a shopper avoids difficulty altogether and goes straight for the values at Antiques at Pike Place!"

- Winnie Churchill

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"A journey of a thousand shops begins with but a single purchase!"

- Kong Qiu Buy
(Shopper's Confuscious)

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"And so, my fellow shoppermen, ask not what your lady can buy for you; ask what you can buy for your lady!"

- John F. Kanibuy

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"It's better to have purchased and lost, than never to have purchased at all!"

- Lord Pennyson

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"Between two evils, I buy the one I don't already own!"

- May Westie

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""Turn on, tune in, shop out!"

- Tobevery Leary

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"I shop, therefore I am!"

- Phillup DeCart

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"Veni, vidi, Visa"
(I came, I saw, I purchased)

- Julie Caesar

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